CURRENTLY SERVING:

· Holy frijoles, the award for “Most Vicious Pan Of A New Restuarant In Fishtown Since 1980″ goes to… Hot Potato! Yes, that’s right, HP, hang that shit on your wall! Diners will thrill at the descriptions of “rubbery, too-chewy” pierogies and the “charred, gummy mess” that is your Asian green beans. Look on the bright side: In a few years, the paper will yellow and eventually disintegrate. Ow. [PW]
· Meanwhile, Bistro Juliana just a bit to the north is already totally the Teacher’s Pet. Topic: Foodies who love BYOB’s in off-the-beaten-path ‘hoods versus the people who live in said ‘hoods and give the local faggy resto’s the maloiks as if they’re doing something bad for the community. Discuss. [CP]
· But NONE OF YOU are prepared for… THE HAUNTED HIBACHI!!!!!!!! Howl at the moon, my fellow Food Blobs! HOWL! AHH-OOOOOOOOH!!!!!! [CL]