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· Yes, yes, you can in fact try foie gras for five dollars, but why bother when you can get this delicious sampling of asshole for free? Is it just us, or does this totally put-upon press release from Philadelphia Chefs for Choice sound just like the faux neo-con “war on Christmas,” or what? Sure, you should be able to eat whatever the fuck you want; every man who’s had a Schmitter and every woman who shaves her armpits knows this. But there’s no need for chefs to be swift boating, man. No need at all. [Philafoodie]
· A.D. Amorosi and The Philadelphia Guild Of Unconscionable Hacks welcome you to the unveiling of the 149th usage of the headline, “A Starr Is (Re)Born.” Arrive early and receive a commemorative plaque. [CP]
· And finally, because we know you can’t get through the day without it, here’s your link to Lu Ann Cahn’s North Philly illegal chicken wing exposé. Hey, it’s no Trapeze Club, but choked chicken is choked chicken, we always say. [NBC10]