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>>> Do you know how sometimes, you’ll be out with someone who’s either ridiculously white/sheltered/not from a city, and you’ll be taking them around, and they’ll be ooh-ing and ahh-ing, saying things are “funky” and “eclectic” or “offbeat” just because it’s not the low-middlebrow culture that they’re used to? And you almost feel like they’re being racist against you? And you just want to shake the life out of them? Well, bad news: Craig LaBan is one of those people. (Also, he’s still talking about “grunge.”) [Philly.com]
>>> Our Noontime Nugget yesterday, a trailer for the documentary This Is My Cheesesteak, shook loose some other interesting meatfilm info: Why yes indeed, there already is a movie called Cheesesteak: The Movie. [Phasmatrope]
>>> And finally, how humiliating is this: Snotty Urban Outifitters employees have smited Frog Commissary from the Naval Yard. I mean, it’s one thing to be told your lunch sucks, but it’s entirely another to be told your lunch sucks by a guy wearing an owl/wolf/tiger t-shirt. [DailyExaminer]