Michael Powell, writer for the New York Times, followed Barack Obama around Southern Pennsylvania for a day and took note of every single piece of food he came in contact with. Powell, a conservative eater who enjoys boring and tasteless food, encountered a helping of cheese fries and was simply dumbfounded by this “bizarre world food combination.” Powell decided to share his finding with his son, who informed Powell about the Roethlisberger, which simply horrified him beyond belief and does not even exist in Philadelphia. Thank you, NYT. Thank you.
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