Do Phoodies get as excited/agitated when a restaurant gets “NO BELLS” as music fans do when, say, a band gets a 0.0 on Pitchfork? In a word, yes. And so, Craig LaBan’s takedown of Javier in Haddonfield, NJ, is a study in the adjectives of disappointment:
What can we say? We love the rough stuff. Sorry, Javier, and Craig, but let’s be honest: Fine dining in South Jersey pretty much begins and ends with one word: Sagami. Otherwise, take us to The Pub and just be done with it.
Inky: I Wouldn’t Eat This Crap With Rick Nichols’ Mouth
the inky is wasting its time with bullshit in haddonfield? HADDONFIELD? what kind of shit is this? the suburbs are for chumps, and the sooner the paper focuses more on things that readers can take public transit to, the better.
You can take public transportation to HADDONFIELD. It’s called PATCO.