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Sweet Fancy Moses, if this is not why the terrorists hate us, then I just give up. You read that headline right: Playboy is in the throes of a nationwide model search AS WE SPEAK, and if a theme has emerged from this week’s post, we think it’s this: It is now one of Phoodie’s key objectives to heap as much scorn as possible on chain restaurants. Not only for the obvious reasons, but we now have definitive proof that they make you stupid; above is Kendra from E!’s The Girls Next Door expounding on What She Loves About Olive Garden and confessing that she’s eaten at Olive Garden “hundreds” of times. (”Me and my family go to that one all the time for, you know, like, birthdays, mothers day, stuff like that.”) If you watch the E! show — and we must confess with great shame that, on occasion, we have — it’s all starting to make sense.
Playboy: Please God Don’t Let Anyone From Philadelphia “Win” [hat tip to PhillyEdge/note: link is work safe]