Answer: With a whole lotta brown paint, the wishin’ and hopin’ of a realtor, and a cringing sense of inevitability. Spotted on Girard between Frankford and Front.
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When I rode past this morning, it was still an awful, closed KFC/Pizza Hut or Long John Silver’s whatever. I don’t believe it.