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Was it just fantasy on our part or simply idle gossip, those rumors about Rachel Ray being, like, totally grossed out by Dunkin’ Donuts coffee on the set of the ad she was doing for them, and instead demanding — DEMANDING! — Starbucks? We can’t remember, but either way, it probably wasn’t true, but rather, simply awesome to think about. In any case, the whole premise is like someone saying, “Ugh! This POPEYE’S chicken is soooo gross! I demand… WHITE CASTLE!” But onward and upward. Having already put the maloiks on Deuce this spring, Rach is on to bigger and better things: Freaking people out by wearing a scarf that maybe kinda sorta looks like something a terrorist might have worn 20 years ago but is now the fashion province of hipsters, and behind the curve hipsters at that. Wow. Alert the media! Stop the blogs! Wednesday afternoon, we have your amazing winner. Thank you, God. Thank you.
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