Welcome to the election America has been waiting for. Finally, you can buy victory for your favorite candidate, how american. Jones Soda has released three designer bottles featuring the faces of McCain, Clinton and Obama and are tallying the number of bottle purchased every fifteen minutes. Campaign Cola lets you “vote” regaurdless of age or residency, all you have to do is buy a bottle, or twelve. All of the candidates’ bottles house the same flavor, but with names like Pure McCain Cola, Yes We Can Cola, and Capitol Hilary Cola it’s difficult not to grab a bottle just for the fun of it. You can buy online or from one of the Philadelphia retail locations (Target, Wal-Mart, ACME, superfresh, etc etc).
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Great, more commercialization of politics. Another company making money off our most sacred liberty. Soda rots your teeth and your democracy.
At least Dewmocracy allows an illusion of difference in its summer campaign….
This doesn’t offend me, Doesn’t Matter. I think it’s a fun way to get poll results! Just as valid as the million of screwy polls you read everywhere. “Obama soda is beating McCain Juice 10-1″ — sounds good to me.