The Man Who’s Name We Need Not Mention will appear on Bravo’s Top Chef this season, which begins on November 12th. He will be a guest judge during the Restaurant Wars episode, which is usually one of the season’s highlights. Usually. We imagine it might lose a little luster with Your Highness’ Countenance, but he might entertain after all. Most of the contestants are whiny crybabies to begin with (ahem, Ilan from season 2, and that Ugly Redhead Broad from the 1st season, we are looking in your direction), so they might not skip a beat.
We imagine the winning restaurant team will have designed a drink with Gummi Worms in it that retails for $16, or another steakhouse. Sayin’.








Let’s not forget that the winning restaurant team must also learn how NOT to clean bathrooms.
are they desperate? wasn’t anybody else available? who did he pay off ?
when will there be a TOP CHEF PHILADELPHIA??