· Satan spawn and sworn enemy of all Earth people Rachael Ray is going to be the grand deathwizard of the Philly Thanksgiving Day Parade. [6ABC]
· Distrito: Three bells! [Inky]
· And finally, as part of our ongoing Turkey Day ramp-up/psych-out, we leave you with this quote from Founding Father/amateur electrician/noted bisexual Ben Franklin:
For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America.
Hey, what can we say? Not every idea a dude has can be a good one. He also liked to electrocute his bird. No, really. [SeriousEats]
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