Philebrity and hardcore assface Georges Perrier closed down Brasserie Perrier on New Year’s eve, alerting the staff 15 minutes before the end of their shift. While this may be the right thing to do from a business standpoint, as some restaurants have had pasta machines walk out with scheming employees, that’s quite a holiday gift for people who break their backs nightly in this shithole economy.
On the flip side, we got rid of a hefty amount of expense account sidewalk diners that stare down H&M bag-toting shoppers and overpay for Le Bec-Fin Lite. Apparently being Zagat Rated and advertising in Main Line Times doesn’t bring crowds the way it used to. Your little dog is not cute eating from your dish, sweetie. But fear not my snooty friends, as you can always visit his Wayne outpost which is still alive and kicking. For now.
