Behold the ongoing concern of the serial extra-dirty martini drinker: Any moment now, you or the barkeep is going to run out of olive juice. There’s just nothing you can do about it. Until now. OliveJuiceForSale.com sells six different kinds of olive juice, all of which I am pouring all over my body as we speak. You can even get a sampler package. What a wonderful world.







