So, the recession hasn’t hit ALL of us yet. Apparently, the Inaugural Lunch includes: Seafood Stew for appetizer, Pheasant, Molasses Sweet Potatoes, and Apple Cinammon Sponge cake. Like any wedding with the third cousins and weird-ass motherf*ckers, there is a Loser’s Table. John McCain is gettin’ some of that Seafood Stew. Better take a doggie bag, son. That’s the last freebie meal Obama is frontin’ for your Muppet-looking ass.