Apparently, the newly installed Commander-In-Chief is somewhat of a Chili maven. We think that’s kind of badass, because every Man’s Man you know has two recipes: Barbecue and Chili. But, we ask the question: What KIND of chili? Is he a brisket guy, or straight ground beef? We’re gonna go with no beans and extra burn and spice. Maybe even some oxtail, but definitely no bitch-ass ketchup.
We’ve been secretly hoping Official White House dinners will include the Newly Appointed Chili, as a good bowl of warmth and happiness has made us forget more than a few tiffs and disagreements. Plus, any world leaders that couldn’t finish a bowl of The First Food would look like a real Nancy. You can’t put a price tag on that.
Side note: President Bush’s favorite food is Easy Mac. The one with the dinosaur shapes.
I made bitchin’ turkey chili for the Eagles game on Sunday. (Don’t make fun, making it with turkey means you can eat two bowls and not hate yourself afterward.)