C’mon, fess up: We know y’all can’t wait to have your best dishes torn apart by some little pipsqueak from a country known for “meat pies.”

Are you bitchy, entertaining, or good at cooking? If yes, you may want to get yourself down to XIX (Nineteen) on Wednesday, March 4, 2009. There, Bravo will be holding an open casting call for season six of their culinary cockfight of a reality show, Top Chef. They want you to come and show them your chops. And that you can take the heat. And that you know what’s cooking. And that you’re cooking with gas. And that your recipes are not half-baked. And that you’re boiling over with charisma. And that you’re the toppest of all chefs. Good luck, and by all means, let us know how it goes.

Wednesday, March 4, 10AM-2 PM, XIX NINETEEN at Park Hyatt at the Bellevue.