1. This is the most spot-on imitation of the Phoodie voice we’ve yet seen. Bravo!
2. The whole party was a line! Crazy!
3. John DeBella complimented Sweeney on his glasses. If only he’d seen the pubestache Sweeney had for a while in the fall. It was like he was making a gay Groucho mask! Later, Ruthie had to physically stop him from walking up to Michael Klein and ask him if he knew that there were news anchors in the building.
4. Because he knew Jennaphr Freddrrrckkkk totally was.
5. The ginormous shrimp and crab claws were awesome, even if you did have to beat down a small tribe of Main Line Leatherfaces to get to them. But in the end, we have no idea whatsoever to tell you about this place. We learned nothing.
[Photo credit: PhillyChitChat]
I got into a competitive shrimp eating contest with two car dealers at the end of the night when I found a colosal pile of shrimp that I was told was going to be thrown out if it wasn’t consumed.
An unmanned hill of jumbo-shrimp = an opportunity to see what happens when you ingest 5-6 pounds of these little pink crawlers.
I lost my taste after a couple dozen handfuls and had to leave the shrimp to my two adversaries.
Afterwards, I felt sick for a couple of hours and I imagined iodine poisoning…and later that night extreme dehydration kicked in.
But it felt nice pushing it to the limit.