Remember when Capri Sun first came out, and we all thought the future was right around the corner? Freeze-Dried Astronaut Ice Cream was all the rage at the Air & Space Museum, and you know your entire class bought that shit when you made that trip to Washington D.C. in like 4th grade. That stuff blew. But Capri Sun with it’s challenging straw insertion and shiny packaging meant business. It was only a matter of time until the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle became a reality, and we all got a chance to dance to the sounds of Jet Screamer with Judy Jetson. No more Little Hugs plastic barrels, son. Just Snackables.
Then something happened. We stopped putting food in pouches, except for Big League Chew, which parents didn’t like because it was a little too close to tobacco. Maybe that’s where it all died.
But we came across this newfangled GoGo Squeez Applesauce the other day, and realized maybe, just maybe, it’s time for us to think about life on Mars and the Moon again. We sure as shit are taking this totally swell little green pouch with us on the long trip, and a few Surfer Coolers to quench our parchedness. Because really, what else will we ever need?
Um, guys, you’re forgetting all about Gogurt and those tubes of peanut butter that you squeeze into your mouth. Squeeze foods never died, they just faded into the background a little.