
Today marks the launch of one of our new features, Phoodie Desert Island. In the coming weeks, we will peer into the evil which lurks in the hearts of foodies from around town: chefs, writers, bloggers, and restaurateurs alike.
If you don’t know the game, we shouldn’t be friends, but here’s a refresher. There’s a terrible plane crash and you’re stuck alone on a desert island. The cause of the crash is unclear, but it has something to do with the kid who played Ben on Growing Pains. This isn’t ‘Taste Of The Month Island’ or ‘Guilty Pleasure Island’. This shit’s for life. So choose wisely.
Our first victim is Tom Peters of Monk’s Cafe. See what he thinks are the end-all-be-all choices for the rest of his days on the island. More after the jump.
Tom Peters is a visionary in Philadelphia. If you need proof, check out the resume. The man has been Mr. Beer long before Philly was America’s Greatest Beer Drinking City. One of the most respected restaurateurs in our city, and a real nice guy, Tom also owns The Belgian Cafe and Grace Tavern, as well as Fergie’s with cohort Fergus Carey. So Tom, what are your choices?
Entree:Â
Gnocchi with a good tomato sauce – but they gotta be the light, fluffy, air-pillow style – not the lead, buckshot crap served at those chain ‘I-talian’ restaurants.
Side Dish:Â
Oyster stuffing to go with my roasted chicken (comfort food)
Dessert:Â
Something refreshing like a fresh fruit sorbet
Beer:Â
Orval Trappiste Ale – dry enough to pair with seafood & malty enough to stand up to the wild boar that I plan on trapping & pit roasting on that island.
Cocktail:Â
Margarita made with a decent blanco tequila, fresh squeezed lime juice and a good triple sec. All in equal amounts. Shake for at least 30 seconds to get some ice melted. No simple syrup, not splash of cointreau or anything else, just a simple, elegant, classic margarita.
Liquor:Â
None – Liquor makes me break out in handcuffs.
Wine:Â
1989 Beaucastel Chateauneuf du Pape – it was my epiphany wine.
Luxury ingredient:Â
an endless supply of Italian white truffle d’ alba. I might not want to be rescued.
Restaurant:Â
Vetri. Arguably the best restaurant in the country offering a great wine and beer program. It is certainly the best grub in Philly.
Bar:Â
Moeder Lambic in Brussels. Cozy corner bar with a kick ass beer selection run by two guys that are passionate about top-quality beer.
Potato Chip Flavor:Â
don’t like em, but would use something aromatic like bbq to use as bait to snare some local game
Soft Drink:Â
Orangina. It has a splash of real juice and has some decent acidity so it won’t be cloyingly sweet in that hot sunshine.
Pre-packaged baked good:Â
Peanut Butter Tandy Cakes from TastyKake. I know that they’ll melt in the heat, meaning that I’ll have chocolate all over me, but what the hell…the ocean is right there for a quick clean up.
Fast Food:Â
The tongue tacos from Guadalupana on Haddon Avenue in Westmont, NJ. Best taqueria in the area. They make their own tortillas, both flour and corn, fresh throughout the day. Excellent, fresh & cheap. YUMMY!
Candy:Â
Any good quality Belgian chocolate that has a bit of fleur de sel. I love the balance of sweet and salty.
Comfort Food:Â
Herb roasted chicken
M&M Color:Â
Red – everything red tastes better
Cookbook:Â
Hot Stuff by Jessica B. Harris. She uses a lot of island ingredients. It might be helpful to know how to cook with what is on the island.
Cooking utensil/vessel:Â
Wok. It’s quick to heat, easy to handle and can cook just about any meat, vegetable or sauce.
Hot Dog Topping:Â
cream cheese, onions caramelized in coca cola &Â Sriracha sauce
Pizza Topping:Â
Kalamata olives, sweet onion and mushrooms
Movie:Â
I would choose Fawtly Towers. I know it’s a twelve episode TV series, but I could watch each one multiple times. John Cleese is a genius.Â
Book:Â
David Sedaris’ Naked. Clever, hilarious short stories.
Record Album:Â
Roy Orbison’s greatest hits








My jaw dropped when I read those hot dog toppings. Was that a joke? I’m trying it even if it was.
That is not a joke, I’ve had a hot dog topped with that gorgeousness – it’s splendid
That hot dog comes from Curt Decker (at least he gets the credit). It’s probably the most amazing hot dog I’ve ever had. It’s freakin awesome!!
Liquor: “None — Liquor makes me break out in handcuffs.”
Classic Tom wit. I love when I’m carrying something hot/heavy/sharp at Monks and give him the protocol “behind!” warning, cause his response is always the same …
“I’m behind you 100 percent, babe!”
I also want that hot dog, now.
ditto on the hotdog. aren’t they called fairground onions?
Hot Dog amazingness/absurdity, in total agreement.
Actually the hot dog toppings are from the Biker Jim food cart in Denver (I think its on 16th & Arapahoe). Jim serves Buffalo, Reindeer, Elk and other exotic sausages, but I always get at least one of those amazing hot dogs. Curt & I make an annual visit to Biker Jim’s during the Great American Beer Festival. Kudos to Curt for serving them up at his famous Eagles tailgate parties. He’s turned legions of fans onto this kick ass hotdog. I think Curt does an even better job than Biker Jim with this baby!
Alright then, it is on! Next time you guys are in Denver for the BeerFest we shall throw it down. (Damn that Bobby Flay for making me think of him when I say that!) Curt you and I have a date! And Tom, you and a person of my choosing and a complete stranger shall be the judges.
Whatta ya say?
Biker Jim, Curt, Tom – I’m in! Even if I’m not on your “official” judge panel, I’m IN as a taster at THIS throw-down! See you there!