Ok, so maybe not a complete Situation. But this had to be mentioned, because like a fine Sauvignon Blanc pairing with the goatiest of goat cheese, a couple members of the Jersey Shore cast will be showing up at O.N.E. Rittenhouse and McFadden’s. We’re hoping that Ronnie and Sammi don’t pull the usual, and leave early to go hang out in the room with the large bed and ‘smoosh’.

There’s a good chance this afterparty won’t happen though, because the Official Party is at McFadden’s, and if you’ve watched the show, you know that the fights happen pretty early in the night, and the cops ruin everything. Bet the over that there will be at least 20 frat boys offering to take Ronnie’s famous ‘ONE SHOT, SON’ attack. HA-DO-KEN!

Just remember to GTL before you show.