Of all the pointless, time-wasting things you can get tweets about, we bet you didn’t think you could learn how to make Halibut & Clams, and something called Zesty Cake all within the span of roughly six hours via Twitter. The hell, you say? Go directly to your Twittermachine and look up http://twitter.com/cookbook and be amazed.
Behold the EXACTLY 140-character instructions for Cold Avocado Soup:

This fine lady behind all this is called Maureen Evans, and she lists her location as Belfast, which we can only assume is the only Belfast we’ve ever heard of, but dang it if she doesn’t put all her measurements in old money for us. She even has a link to a glossary in case you can’t quite figure out her jumble of abbreviations in the longer recipes. Check it out, and try some out. We’re totally making that Zesty Cake this weekend.