Everyone’s favorite booze despot, the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board, is teaming up with the city’s ..er.. cultural touchstone, Philadelphia Magazine, once again to host the ninth annual Philadelphia Wine Festival Saturday at the Marriot at 12th & Market. Lots of wineries from all over, and snackies from restaurants ranging from The Capital Grille to Jose Garces Trading Co. will be gracing your presence and palettes at this thing should you attend. Should you attend, by the way, you’ll shell out a whopping $125 just to get in the door. Additional perks? There will be a complimentary concierge staff of Big Strong Men to help you carry your hooch to the car if you end up too wasted to do it yourself. Box of Hardy’s, we love you a little less right now. If you’ve got the dough, clear your schedule for 6:30pm-8:00pm on Saturday and click that link up there or call 800-595-4TIX for tix.