According to Bobby Flay’s insufferable Twittertape parade, the overgrown frat man himself will be present and accounted for at his University City location today from 4-5:30pm giving away “BBP Black Cards,” which will garner you, dear nosher, a free “burger of the month,” with May’s featured burger, being –- hold onto your tummies, now — the pimiento cheese and bacon burger with cayenne pepper. Check your schedules to see if you can make it over to 3925 Walnut Street around then for one of these belly aches on a bun while we reach for the Tums.