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Little birds were chirping in our little ears this morning that Robert De Niro and Bradley Cooper stopped into Cuba Libre for din-din last night, after a long day of using Philly to impersonate New York filming their new movie The Dark Fields. Apparently, they shared some small plates and downed some mojitos at the Old City rum casa. How romantic! But it makes us wonder –- do they like pina coladas or gettin’ caught in the rain? We know, we know; cheap shot. That’s what they get for effing with our street signs. The cojones on those two…
If any dear readers sneaked camera phone shots of these two enjoying their Guacamole Cubano, please forward pics our way.