Hear Ye! Hear Ye! A casting call is going out via Morgan Casting for Food Network‘s The Opener, the latest in a long line of Schadenfreude Reality Television wherein an expert swoops in to help unwitting small businesspersons and shopkeeps and berates them to tears or worse, all in the name of helping them do whatever it is they do the right way. Enter super famous chef, restaurant consultant, and Iron Chef America challenger David Adjey, who wants to help you open a restaurant. ON TV!

Here are some of the rules of the deal:
· You must be a first time restaurant owner.
· Your spot cannot be a chain or franchise.
· You gotta be full service and serve booze (oh noez, BYOs!)
· You have to plan on seating at least 30.

And of course, you must be willing to talk about your budget, your fears, your hopes, your dreams, and just how soul-crushing the whole experience is on camera.

But hey, all those tears on Tabatha’s Salon Makeover always seem to be tears of joy by the end of the hour, right? Maybe yours will be, too.

Catch an early promo here, and if you’re interested or if you know someone who is, email matthew@morgancasting.com for more info.