Thanks to Kaci Crooks, we can all watch the Hammer of Glory’s trip to Opening Tap and wonder, was it more or less exciting in real life? And did other people really spend the whole day following this thing around?

The highlights according to Crooks:

· Tom Kehoe’s dog taking a dump right in front of Delilah’s
· Will Reed’s official zipline trip from Standard Tap
· The Varga Bar Girls on rollerskates
· Fergie driving a kenetic sculpture

The highlights according to us:

· The most seductive passing on of the H.O.G. in history in front of Standard Tap.
· Some very interesting dancing outside The Belgian Cafe.
· Tiny snippets of the latest LCD Soundsystem (really grasping at straws here…)
· Mayor Nutter really going at it, all smiles

Watch the separate videos here. But a caveat — this may be one of those “you had to be there” kinda things.