On Thursday, something refreshing: Movement (and not the pub crawl express variety). Get off that barstool and dance at P.Y.T’s Golden Monkey Dance Party, 9 p.m. – 2 a.m., or at Johnny’s Brenda’s IPA Dance Party, 8 p.m. – 2 a.m, with Suzanne Woods and the ladies of IPA dj-ing.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, you’ve got Lagunitas 420 Night at the South Philadelphia Tap Room, 4:30 p.m. – 8 p.m with five mad hoppy Lagunitas beers and (Asian/stoner fusion?) snacks like cheesesteak springrolls, fried ice cream sandwiches and peanut butter & jelly balls. Also, southwestern-style partying at Percy Street Barbecue (read: a mechanical bull and $12 all-you-can-eat chopped brisket sandwiches).

And then, on some other sort of spectrum, Prohibition Taproom wants you to celebrate the lives of the Michael Jacksons. Yes, that one and then… this one (pictured)? They’ll be playing MJ all night (ah, yet another opportunity to dance) and will have “The Beer Hunter’s” favorite beers on tap, 7 p.m. – 2 a.m.