And now, the latest from the 85th greatest hard rock band of all time, WhiteSnake: A wine for all your hot tub jolly needs. The marketing can’t be beat:
“It’s a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness … I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies …
Is this love? … I believe it is …
Complete with David Coverdale’s sexy, Snakey signature. The 2008 Zinfandel will be available next month and (gasp) internationally “shortly thereafter.”
Whitesnake, red wine? Doesn’t make sense. Coverdale seems like more of a Chablis guy to me.