So wrong it’s right, or so right it’s wrong? Lisel Parillon is all like, “Oooh-wee, what up with that.”

UPenn Grad Student Lisel Parillon (pictured) completed the Drinker’s Triple Crown taco challenge last Thursday, thereby winning free drinks at all three Drinker’s locations for a year, and scaring the living hell out of anyone who might want to date her. To say Lisel does not fit the regularly-held perception of a competitive eater is to put it mildly, but this apparently is doing nothing to stop her from considering a Wing Bowl 2011 run. (Somewhere, the entire WIP listenership just spontaneously ejaculated.) Meanwhile, Drinker’s taco fugue state continues, as all three locations will host a $1 taco party on Sunday September 5th, because in Philadelphia, you are only as good as the last completely disgusting thing you did.