Everybody happy.

We finally dipped into Delicatessen for lunch today, and to put it blunty, it completely destroyed us with its deep Jewish deli goodness. While the latkes were divine and the French onion soup with cheesy croutons and the wasabi cream cheese and the house-cured corn beef were all very real emotional experiences, it was the orgiastic All Come at the Same Time Salad (pictured) that really did us in with its sheer, er, girth. Chicken salad, tuna salad, egg salad, potato salad and cole slaw with lettuce, tomato and onion, served with rye or challah roll… all at the same time. Did we make it all the way through? Not even close. We should get it done by 11PM tonight, though. Please don’t think of us as selfish lovers.

Delicatessen, 703 Chestnut St. 215-923-4560