Inasmuch as Kanye West would do for a blonde dyke, we’d go even farther for one of these. Bravo. It’s an idea whose time has come. While we’re at it, neapolitan ice cream slices should also replace money. That would make this, then, money in a chocolate wallet. Word.
Archive for August, 2010
Can We Please Give It Up For The Neapolitan Klondike?
Aired August 10th, 2010 on Ice Cream, Props Is Due and Uncategorized.1 Comment· We’ve got Korean: hoagies, BBQ tacos and fried chicken. Now you can add Korean BBQ short rib burgers to that list. The Korean BBQ short rib burger is PYT‘s Burger of the Week (but word of the street is that they usually have extra and offer them until about Tuesday the following week). It’s [...]
For a certain strata of aging hipster in Philadelphia, Tattooed Mom’s legendary Taco Tuesdays were where it all happened. But that, of course, was before hip-sprawl conquered the grid and now, somehow, South Street is just two damned far for new school Fishtowners. We’re not saying that sarcastically: We’re getting old. It’s far. So when [...]
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Well, dear readers, the time has finally come. I had to turn in my quittin’ papers to the boss last week and he is allowing me to say a few words on my way out the door. I apologize right now, but this will be the most serious post I have ever produced for Phoodie. I [...]
Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once (Maybe): Guy Fieri At Good Dog (Baaarf)
Aired August 4th, 2010 on Animal Rights.6 CommentsSupposedly, overgrown dude-bro extraordinaire Guy Fieri of Food Network “fame” is supposedly at Good Dog on 15th street RIGHT NOW, filming a bit for his show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. We at Phoodie HQ would like to ask: Since when is Good Dog a diner, a drive-in, or a dive? Not that we think those [...]
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[A] really high. [B] finishing up a summer creative writing class. [C] going on day three of being duct taped to a chair watching the Discovery Channel Clockwork Orange style. [D] wondering how their Twitter account got hacked.
Despite the fact that saying you regularly watch the Food Network is kinda bougie and excessively white, we confess to sometimes tuning in to watch mildly famous people cook for several hours on end of while we cram our own faces full of cheap Chinese take out when we’re too lazy/poor to do anything else [...]
Vitamin Water Ruled Not Healthy By Federal Judge; No Word On Whether Ruling Considers Addition Of Vodka
Aired August 3rd, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsA federal judge in New York ruled last week that Vitamin Water does not, as their cheeky labels allege, keep you “healthy as a horse” or induce a “healthy state of physical or mental being.” Judge John Gleeson of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York ruled that, because Vitamin [...]
The folks at Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction sure do love them some alchemical Americana. Hot on the heels of AITA’s wildly successful ROOT concoction comes SNAP, a distilled spirit based on the traditional Pennsylvania Dutch recipe for lebkuchen, or ginger snap. SNAP distinguishes itself from other ginger-flavored booze brands on the market [...]
