A lazy weekend stroll to the venerable Lorenzo & Sons revealed this prized artifact of modern urban warfare: The Lorenzo’s t-shirt line. A very perverse part of us nearly bought both designs until we realized they were done in late-80s “coed naked lacrosse” style, with a small logo on the front corner and the good stuff on the back. We can’t believe we’re saying this to Lorenzo’s, who’ve been sporting one of the largest slices in town for as long as we can remember, but if you’re gonna go, GO BIG.