Oh, Penn Kids, you darling little packets of shimmering stardust, our benevolent emperors of the future-times, what are we to do with you?
Possible explanations for this:
1. Dine & Dash is the newest event in the Penn Relays – practice starts now, always, anywhere, everywhere.
2. Wacky Math Professor‘s guitar t-shirts distracting from learning actual math (note: $30 on $260.10 is roughly 11.5%).
3. All four lost their entire monthly parental stipends on Ultrinsic.com, and the entire Philadelphia metropolitan area is experiencing a catastrophic Ramen & Bud Ice shortage – lamb shanks and wine are the next cheapest option, correct?