Rhett and Link are two nerds from North Carolina who apparently got hired to make a bunch of phoodie-type videos for Alka-Seltzer. In the clip above, they tackle the ages-old Pat’s Vs. Geno’s war of asshats and do a surprisingly good job of proving that Mr. Olivieri and Mr. Vento just need to make out already.








That almost makes me want a cheesesteak, but not really.