There are places all over our city, we’ve all seen them. They’re the places you wouldn’t dare eat. They look weird, or the food sounds strange, or you just can’t imagine anything they make being any good. Well now, we will be your guinea pig.

We’re putting our bodies and taste buds on the line, so you can find out if these mysterious places are as bad as you think. Hell, you can even dare us to eat somewhere that you know has awful food, for schadenfreude: we’re game.

All you need to do is suggest a place and dish to us. We’ll go there, take pictures, try it, review it, and let you know the aftermath here. It’s that easy.

Send us the name/location of a place and the specific dish (if any) you dare us to try, and we will try it. Send ideas to phoodieinfo[at]gmail[dot]com, and try not to be too mean to our digestive system.