We don’t know why we’re telling you this. We were pretty hopeful that this stuff would be gone by now. Nonetheless, the saccharine, cough-syrupy taste of Four LOKO is unfortunately still in Philly’s mouth. This Friday (and the Friday after that, etc…) you can experience the Four LOKO Slushie (in cranberry-lemonade, orange, or grape) at [...]
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The Only Slushie That Comes With The Risk Of Heart Failure/Clothing Loss
Aired August 12th, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsSomeone Famous Went Somewhere Once (Maybe): Guy Fieri At Good Dog (Baaarf)
Aired August 4th, 2010 on Animal Rights.6 CommentsSupposedly, overgrown dude-bro extraordinaire Guy Fieri of Food Network “fame” is supposedly at Good Dog on 15th street RIGHT NOW, filming a bit for his show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. We at Phoodie HQ would like to ask: Since when is Good Dog a diner, a drive-in, or a dive? Not that we think those [...]
Vitamin Water Ruled Not Healthy By Federal Judge; No Word On Whether Ruling Considers Addition Of Vodka
Aired August 3rd, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsA federal judge in New York ruled last week that Vitamin Water does not, as their cheeky labels allege, keep you “healthy as a horse” or induce a “healthy state of physical or mental being.” Judge John Gleeson of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York ruled that, because Vitamin [...]
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In exciting news from the app world: Drunk drivers can, for just $0.99, buy a friend who isn’t going to leave with that cute bartender, ply them with drinks, or sloppily assure them that their fairly diagonal approximation of wobbling a straight line is “good enough.” Nope, now with the Funtoxication App for iPhone and [...]
Service Industry Workers Unite to Complain About Their Jobs
Aired June 29th, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsDo you hate your service industry job and need a place to vent your complaints, affirm (or in some cases disprove) that they are actually complaint-worthy and/or read about how much worse other people’s jobs are than yours? Well then, Sketchjob’s Restau-RANT is the online forum for you. The ground rules: Posts must be associated [...]
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Paula Deen’s nationwide cooking contest “The Real Women of Philadelphia” ends this week with a final live event in Savannah, Ga. that y’all Deen disciples can watch online on June 30 at 8 p.m. (or if you were really devoted, you already ordered tickets to join her in-person at the sold-out Lucas Theatre in Savannah). [...]
If You Do Not Appreciate The Beauty Of This Photo Op, You Are Gastronomically Dead Inside
Aired June 16th, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsApparently, Tony Luke Jr. and Ms. Paula Deen made friends at the Great American Food & Music Festival at The New Meadowlands this past weekend. Ignoring for the moment that the background of this image has been Photoshopped out for some curious reason, ponder with us for a moment the possible food combinations (that are [...]
For the fourth consecutive year, PETA has named Citizens Bank Park America’s number one vegetarian-friendly major league stadium in a statement issued by the group last week. Vegetarian offerings include veggie burgers, veggie dogs, mock crab cakes, hummus and pita chips, and fresh fruit. The park even offers vegetarian twists on a sacred Philly favorite: [...]
Food Network Will Open Your Restaurant For You For The Low, Low Price Of YOUR SOUL.
Aired May 26th, 2010 on Animal Rights and TV.0 CommentsHear Ye! Hear Ye! A casting call is going out via Morgan Casting for Food Network‘s The Opener, the latest in a long line of Schadenfreude Reality Television wherein an expert swoops in to help unwitting small businesspersons and shopkeeps and berates them to tears or worse, all in the name of helping them do [...]
City Hall Attacked Today By Duo Of Knife-Wielding Egomania– Oh, Wait, They’re Just Cardboard Cutouts
Aired May 17th, 2010 on Animal Rights.0 CommentsPhew, it’s just a Top Chef promo.
