Yesterday, a thousand oysters were stolen out of the back of a parked delivery truck at 18th and Locust Streets. We can only guess what the thieves intentions were. So, we’ve done just that. Here’s what we came up with: 1. Film a really ghetto audition tape for “Deadliest Catch.” 2. Proceed to sell the [...]
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Look Alive Over There: Philadelphia Bar & Restaurant, You TOTALLY Did The Right Thing
Aired January 18th, 2012 on Assholery, Gastropubs and Look Alive Over There.6 Comments“Hello Phoodie, I have a story about Philadelphia Bar & Restaurant. On this past Saturday night, my friends wanted to go somewhere to watch the Denver vs. New England playoff game. Yeah, I must admit, we were caught up in Tebowmania! I have heard great things about PBR and I was able to make a [...]
Hyperspace Clusterfuck: Georges Perrier Vs. Joshua “Staphmeal” Albert Vs. Diplo
Aired September 27th, 2011 on Assholery, Food Bloggers and video.4 CommentsOh Staphmeal, we always knew it would come to this. Earlier today, Dan Gross reported that Staphmeal was being sued by Georges Perrier and Shola Olunloyo (whom Staphmeal called “racist” and “a big, black, dick” respectively, because who doesn’t love irony). Perrier’s attorney Jonathan Cohen said, “It’s not our intention to infringe on the protected [...]
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Confidential To Penn Kids: It’s Called Adsum, Not Subtractsum
Aired October 8th, 2010 on Assholery.2 CommentsOh, Penn Kids, you darling little packets of shimmering stardust, our benevolent emperors of the future-times, what are we to do with you? Possible explanations for this: 1. Dine & Dash is the newest event in the Penn Relays – practice starts now, always, anywhere, everywhere. 2. Wacky Math Professor‘s guitar t-shirts distracting from learning [...]
At least it wasn’t when I was there this past year.
