From the second day of freshman orientation, I’ve been able to navigate Temple’s Louis Esposito Cafeteria with ease, knowing where I was within its grimy, steamfart-scented 40-year-old slop-dispensing machine whether I was still shaking off the night before and rushing to get to my first class, or going in for fourth meal for munchies after… […]
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Philebrity Interns Tell All: The New Temple Cafeteria Looks Awesome But Still Blows Chunks
Aired September 5th, 2008 on But What About The Children?. 1 CommentAttn. Seasonal Depressives: You’re Almost Out Of The Woods
Aired March 18th, 2008 on Uncategorized, specials, But What About The Children? and Phoodies. 0 Comments“I know I’m not John’s: Nobody is. Can you just get over it and love me anyway?”
As of this writing there is but 1 day, 21 hours and 6 minutes until the first day of Spring. With it comes: young love, acceptable levels of slacking on the job, a return to the time-honored traditions of […]
But What About The Children? Phoodie Intern Reports From Drexel’s Mystery Meat Gulag
Aired March 3rd, 2008 on But What About The Children?. 0 CommentsThe Drexel Dining Hall — also known as the Handschumaker Dining Center, aka “The Hans”: Almost a glorified cafeteria. Sometimes has a decent selection. Always a disappointment. The mere thought of taking a walk of shame down the stairs into the depths of cheap tomato sauce and mystery meat makes me cringe.The fruit is far […]
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